the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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