His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My penis needs a shock collar
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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