Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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