SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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