we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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