Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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