I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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