She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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