they need to just BURY HIM!
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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