if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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