He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Do you have feelings for this penis?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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