Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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