He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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