It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Come see our sink grown plant.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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