I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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