Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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