All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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