So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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