the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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