Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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