3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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