I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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