Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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