just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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