Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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