Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He kissed a someone with a penis
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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