i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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