We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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