currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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