Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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