How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
