Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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