we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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