My hand turned me down
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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