living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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