Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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Have fun and good luck.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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