you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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