SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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