I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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