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• (713): View more from Texas

  Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.

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  I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.

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  Texas should really raise its teaching standards.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.

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• (315): View more from New York

  This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Especially drunk mermaids.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't

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