I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize