Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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