i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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