I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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