I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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