love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
