ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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