i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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