Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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