there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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