She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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