If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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