found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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