suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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