what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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