Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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